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FOLLOW ME ON IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

OF COURSE MARY I LOVE YOU MORE

no i love you

you really think i would leave you out of it

u r so silly and i lahv u 

i think i’m going to just start a new blog. one that’s truly private with no one i know in person following me.

it’s nothing personal but i feel as though i always have to worry about what i say and if i can really trust people with something like this.

i already have everyone i know on facebook, everyone on twitter,

i’d like one place that i can vent without consequence or interpersonal backlash.

i’m going to miss being poochiekins though.

if anyone wishes to be fr@ndz with me on facebook here u go pls

but if i don’t accept you right away do not piss yourself i’m just lazy or it didn’t notify me yet or i hate you either one of those

thanks C:

Except for that one part where I got a 101 on my excretory practical.

I ran out of meal swipes and I’m poor and I can’t afford my medication and I have so much work to do and I need money and I’m getting sick and I hurt my toe again and my vagina is sick too and I just want to cuddle something forever and ever

i love watching you hug a girl ever so tightly and inappropriately whilst simultaneously looking in my direction after every time you touch someone

you are just so cool like oh em fucking gee

ehhhh idk you just gotta do it right its all in the fingers. youll get it

it’s not possible for all females, hun. this is exactly what i meant in the original post, thinking like this just makes those who can’t feel like shit, especially when it’s their partner saying it and then being disappointed.

it takes me forever and a day to get up in the morning oh my god

its easy yo just got get the technique down

that’s exactly what i’m talking about lol it’s actually not that easy for most people

dude so many women have enough trouble reaching orgasm through direct clitoral stimulation, not to mention vaginally

how the fuck you gonna go putting so much pressure on us with this “squirting” shit

i am not a fucking magician ok

chris-who:

You say we hung out at a party, but I don’t remember you at all..

so fly

darling just tell them you work for me and it will get here by day break

i want to touch you. i have a thing for broad shoulders and his are beyond broad. so wide and huggable with his little waist and little man hips. beautiful. but his eyes, oh. painfully beautiful.

i sound like such a fucking freak.

i wanna know more than just his body though. that’s what i’m trying to do, man.

yungsenna:

sono-innamorato:

nottodaymegatron:

nauticalavenger:

gingerfu:

newsweek:

1. Fine Arts

2. Drama and Theatre Arts

3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts

4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design

5. Architecture

6. Philosophy and Religious Studies

7. English Literature and Language

8. Journalism

9. Anthropology and Archeology

10. Hospitality Management

11. Music

12. History

13. Political Science and Government

this is why i’m a biology major

lifewasted:

bloodlossinabathroomstall:

I think if I heard that Gotye song one more time I’m going to set myself on fire and roll down the Grand Canyon into a pit of snakes and scorpions.

then you’d be somebody that we used to know

go get shit faced

fall asleep somewhere that is not home

talk to people i’ve never talked to before

just yeah

presentation due tomorrow

1. chapter 13 packet due tomorrow
2. excretion lab packet due tomorrow
3. two article write ups due tomorrow
4. presentation due tomorrow

what i have half done:

1. excretion lab packet due
2. two article write ups
3. presentation

what i have yet to start:

1. chapter 13 packet

what i have left of my sanity:

khrispkream:

THEYRE SO HOT OMGGGGG!
-girls on tumblr 

LOL i sound so fucking stupid

this one went a lot better i made him laugh some and i feel good about dat

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