February 2012
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textposter:
L I K E … T h i s … S t a t u s … I f … Y o u … l o v e … G o d … R e p o s t … A n d … H e … W i l l … D o … Y o u … A … M i r a c l e … Y o u … H a v e . . . 6 0 … S e c o n d s..
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sucks having to hear about how much attention everyone else is getting in their dating life while I get to also hear about how him an his girlfriend are doing and I just want him so badly
but hes happy so what ever
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does any one else actually ever slap themselves
like when i’m spacing the fuck out or need to wake up and get my ass in gear i just give myself a good slap across the face
is that normal
reading about how to take care of sex toys
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mattaworldpeace:
Remember when Lebron James died?
rip
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i just bought that pillow
i opened my lap top to check what chapters to read...
30 minutes later i still have yet to find that out
fuck tumblr
take a screenshot of your desktop rn and then...
stoleatimelordandran:
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you should probably follow my new blog. →
if you feel uncontrollable bouts of giggles come on every time you look at a disgusting cute picture of a kid or a baby animal.
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Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
girl takes gorgeous photo of self
girl captions it with a subtle insult of one of her various body parts
??????
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i'm glad i can manage to be funny
this means i can reel him in with lulz
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started a new blog!
poochiekins:
for those of you who love kids and animals as much as i, you’ll probably want to follow it :3
clicky here
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