intricate[&]intimate

i am going to get a sex change

why?

don’t ask me why just carry on

praying that I actually get a good nights rest tonight. I’ve been tossing and turning and waking up every hour or so since I’ve been home. That and it has to be a million degrees in the house because nana is always cold. Blargh.

i was in love once but the timing was wrong

only fought with my sister a few times this christmas. It’s a miracle LOLOL

breakfast of champions with bacon and potatoes and godiva liquor’d up coffee and some rum nog

good habits are good

ok bye merryf christmas

merry christmas i love you guys good night

shouldnt you be partyin g with family lol

i had a rauncyhy ass dream about two of my friends boyfriens last night and guess what we had sex

i had sex with both of them

in y dream

i woke up and i waslike oh my fuck im tearibble why would i dream about that an then i figured it was cus im jealous of them eing hppy and in love so i shrugge d and got drunk with my family

the end

experiencing pendulum in this cars surround sound stereo with the bass up high holy shit my ears are being fucked so hard man I love this!!!!!

can’t wait to get my own car lolol

jon is right

lol i am a queen

stfuconservatives:

fsufeminist:

girlargueswithtree:

rectumanguish:

unbornrights:

“I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion is already born.”

—

Ronald Reagan

…..

Um. 

yeah because you have to be born and an autonomous, sentient entity to have thoughts, feelings, and opinions

which a fetus is not

sorry for wanting a say in what uses my body and its resources (hint: it’s me and not a fetus)

Bolded part = BAM!

Yeah, everyone who’s against abortion has also already been born. Everyone with an opinion has already been born. Not much of an argument, Ronnie.

-Jess

I repeat, mothafuckin BAM!!!!!

kojinn replied to your post: man these guys are flirty today

Hey! I resemble that remark lol. Don’t judge me, I regret nothing! Now back to your regularly scheduled programming Your “booty” has not gained weight, thus changing my flirtation level, I just admire a nice frame. :)

HAHAH i meant the guys here around my work. this one that works at the financial aid office and the security guard downstairs and a guy that said hello to me on the street were all being pretty flirty, dunno what i did differently today.

i wouldn’t mind if i had a little extra packed on to my booty though lmao

the security guard especially

my booty must’ve gained weight or something

kojinn replied to your post: kojinn replied to your link: how could you ever…

I know, I was only kidding. I mean I hold Hayao Miyuzaki in very high regard…but some people are elitist snobs and actually believe it’s worth that much.

kojinn replied to your link: how could you ever justify selling a 9 pack of miyuzaki films for 500fuckingdollars

Because Hayao is worth it!!!!!

well now mines howl so

here i come, the forever single dog lady

single until i die

all because of howl

am i the only one who has found myself madly in love with a fictional character after watching howls moving castle

spoiler: it’s howl

i guess that phase never ended for her