December 2011
kojinn replied to your video: this is how i’m wasting my 8 hour work day
i really wish i had a legitimate answer for you but i believe it is a severe case of mind fuckery to the highest degreeWhat the fuck is this? I know the obvious answer, Im looking for specifics lol
i realized after i submitted that reply i made it sound like i sent him out there just because they were photography loving hipsters
that is also the case but they were still talking very loud at 3 am
I remember one time my ex went out in the yard with a baseball bat cus these stupid tweenies were insisting on grouping up right outside my window on the sidewalk and taking flash photography of themselves for a fucking hour.
Hipsters.
kojinn replied to your post: apparently it’s impossible for anyone to be racist towards white people
Are you talking about that Brazillian kid? He seemed like a pretty educated kid, i don’t get how he turned out that way. Like… really racist white tears? um you’re being racist your self. Oh and you should see what ensued afterwards on my tumblr.
Oh I’ve seen it. He then tried telling me via reply to an ask regarding that post I commented on and, I quote,
Also, you seem to be labouring under the assumption that it’s possible for a black/Latino person to be racist to white people. I’m afraid this is mistaken.
Clearly, as you can see, no other race can be racist towards white folk. Not even when I was called a “white bitch” by plenty of black and latino individuals in highschool and OBVIOUSLY not when this guy faps himself to sleep over the thought a “racist white tears.”
not even just racist tears. had to focus on the fact that they were white, too. because white people are the only people who can be racist.
Oh yeah, they just knocked over my trashcans. I’m about to get real ghetto in this bitch. BRB.
NOT THE TRASH CANS. GOD THAT IS RUDE.
their parents may want to consider getting better insurance cus they’re about to really need it.
loloololololloolool oh tumblr
ohhhh tumblr.
I can never go to bed with my dog after putting on lotion cus for some reason it makes me look like a big old nom fest in his eyes and he just sits there licking me.
I DON’T NEED A DOG SALIVA BATH POST SHOWERING, MOOSIE.
first comes gundam. then big o. then evangelion/angels.
once we reach the evangelion level i will be able to die happy
Gundams > Eva > Big O.
pardon me sir i believe you meant
Eva > Gundams > Big O
Big fuckin O beats all
^ someones never watched Evangelion
TROLOLOLO
your leg, i am pulling it
first comes gundam. then big o. then evangelion/angels.
once we reach the evangelion level i will be able to die happy
Gundams > Eva > Big O.
pardon me sir i believe you meant
Eva > Gundams > Big O
isn’t there an assignment i could be working on or something i could be learning or fjidsfjsd
OH i have an idea. let me access my archive of over 1000 e-books relating to classic literature and academic subjects like biology and psychology
because i’m not a loser
A nurse called from my doctor’s office to see how my ankle is doing. Whilst reading my chart, she said ‘Ian da Silva? A Mexican. Did you hurt your ankle running across the border?’ And I went off on her. ‘First off, I’m Brazilian, not Mexican. Second, it’s in very poor taste of you to disparage Mexicans coming here for a better life when many of the problems in their country are directly caused by America. Fuck you.’ She said ‘sorry’ in a voice that suggested tears, and honestly that felt really good. Racist white tears nourish me.
how did you know she was white if you were on the phone
trololol U racist
I’m gonna start a blog called Artists Drawing Stupid Animals, and everyone will submit stupid animals that they’ve drawn.
THIS IS ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
MAKE IT COME TRUE
find out that you are at risk for early on set dementia. let’s see what wolverine has to say about this
therefore i am done with my sanity
hello star bucks and munchkins and creme brulee chocolate bawlz fuck everything!!!!!!
yayyyyyyyyyy tissues stuffed up my nostril
hollowedbibles replied to your photoset: look at what i madeeeee guess what it is meant to…
DICK idk i’m just being absurd sorry!
you win. i designed this clay work exactly for concealing a penis
a very.. very short and fat penis.
icewatereffect replied to your post: i’m staying up because i’m nervous about my final tomorrow
You are incredibly intellegent and well prepared for this and whatever may come. To be as beautiful as you are and bright, the only outcome can be be grand success. Your awesomeness will shine through! Is this enough schmoozing or…???
that will suffice me. jolly good work
aww thats not nice lol
OMG YES MA’AM/SIR i will make you proud
it’s the most important one
COMFORT ME, TUMBLR tell me how smart i am
