March 2012
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
February 2012
life. love. and the pursuit of kittens.: Rules for Real Niggas.
- Never strike a woman. There are very few situations in which hitting a girl is indeed acceptable. These situations include: during sex (if she’s into it) or if she does something like bites your dick and/or balls.
- Never pretend to be a girl’s friend to try to get in her…
NOT TAKING ADVICE FROM A LITTLE GIRL
bruh, im a year older than you
and i wasnt even the one who typed it…
it was written by a man.
prime example of someone who would benefit from taking his advice
i've never heard myself scream like that omg
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
my head hurts
it is le killing me
i am tired
frandy look at me complaining
I HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK TO DO
kill me
the only girl i know who still wears zim stuff
is the one who wears a dog collar and talks about how much she hates everything all the time and how her daddy wouldn’t let her go to performing arts school
just saying lol
why do people still wear/buy invader zim merchandise
because Invader zim… is still invader zim. It hasn’t changed… those old episodes are still funny, Gir is still epic.. nothing has change just because a few bandwagon people have fallen off.
i was never on the bandwagon, it was cool when people were like 13 or 14 and hot topic was still an acceptable place to shop.
but when you still wear it now it’s just kind of embarrassing.
why do people still wear/buy invader zim merchandise
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL' IN YOUR ASK.
Play
0:06
there.
i told him.
i wanted to tell him in person but that couldn’t happen so i had to force myself to do it via text.
yep.
“Some people meet the way the sky meets the earth, inevitably, and there is no stopping or holding back their love. It exists in a finished world, beyond the reach of common sense.”
—Louise Erdrich (via kari-shma)
make a text post
refresh
SHIT I OFFENDED SOMEONE
gpoy for life
trying to talk to him about things
i wanted to wait because it’s only been a few days but i can’t fucking wait any longer man i just gotta tell him cus somethings telling me he doesn’t realize that i feel the same way about him that he does about me cus my dumb self is so hesitant to do so wah
fsd;fskjfk;sdjf;sd nervousnervous
Thank you! :D
you’re very welcome! You should draw more :)
oh god i'm so nervous
butterflies need to chill the fuck out in my tummy
for real
i found my grad write up
IF ANATA WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT IKU 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!
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WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
only down fall from adding my professor on facebook
can’t facebook while i’m in class with him
Reblog with your URL and the first concert you ever went to.
- alicecstasy: RUSH
- Blond-afro: STYX
- thestrangeanimal: REO Speedwagon
- 96gummyworms: RUSH
- crazybutthatshowitgoes: Ozzy Osbourne
- musicalabby-2112: RUSH
- lawlesshellion: Kansas
- teababe27: Stone Temple Pilots
- screamingoppression: RUSH♥
- ella-guru: Static-X
- iamthewalrusgoogoogjoob: Green Day
- lizlennon: Paul McCartney
- mrsmercuryrichardsdaltrey: Paul McCartney!
- mysweetparamania: Rick Springfield
- white-black-queen: UB-40
- icouldwaitforeverivegottime: RUSH!
- scrambledeggsandnicelegs: Nelly Furtado
- zydeco-zeitgeist: Public Image Ltd.
- pleadingthefilth: B2K LOL fuck y'all
- poochiekins: Of Montreal
a poem about my feelings
roses are red
these flowers are dead
i forgot to water them but
it’s okay ‘cus you’re not a manslut
i like you that way
and i would like you more
if you stopped being in a relationship
and busted down my door
(if you get my drift)
ASKKKKKKK →
poochiekins.tumblr.com
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done?
+ What calms you down when you’re upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
lets do this
hi
The main purpose of my boobs.
Holding my phone and my money when I don’t feel like carrying a bag
Keeping my hands warm
lol and thats about it.
*I’m sucha weirdo*
THIS ^
underboob is the most warm place on earth besides the vag but i’ll more willingly use my boobs for warmth
