pleadingthefilth: 90sjamz: Big and Loud | From Cats Don’t Dance (1997) PERFECT MOVIE IS PERFECT I’m still shocked that not alot of people have heard about this film. omg yes
just looked at my throat with a flash light
bloody. cut up. white dots everywhere. swollen. red. disgusting. should probably get to the doctors tomorrow
nuggetsandpizza: Allow me to remind you about...
me: uh oh i gotta fart again
mom: wait what do you mean again i thought you said it was the dog!!!!!
me: ........... eheheheh
aliteralidiot: poochiekins replied to your post: ugh i miss cuddling with a soft pretty girl hey you are definitely a soft pretty girl come here YEEEEEEAAAASSSSSSSSS
yaoi4jesus: okay christians if there is a god then tell me why i have to take a shit right after i just got out of the shower
Adventures in Psych!
randomlancila: Just a few conversations with patients I’ve had in the last couple weeks. Patient: Do you like the Patriots? Me: Nah, I hate sports. Patient: WHAT! How can you not be a patriot? Me: Um…I just…don’t like sports. They’re not my thing. Patient: But this is the greatest country in the world! How can you not love America? My best friend is in the Marines and I buy him drinks all...
shestillkillsthedance: Wow, Netflix always knows what I’d like to watch
"oh great a pool party full of crazy bitches"
as she refers to a group of female children who all share schizophrenia omg i love you but stop ahhhhhhhh
i had to turn my laptop the other way
so that my mom wouldn’t have to deal with me scrolling through tits and dicks and the like
If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature...– Stoya (via infernalpussy)
Tim Burton: Johnny Depp
it sucks when you study mental diseases
and then you watch shows about things like OCD and your family says really stereotypical or judgmental things and you just have to sit there and nod despite knowing how wrong they are
oh. my god
guy: hey how is everything? me: (typing) fantastic! thanks for asking, long time no ta— guy: oops wrong chat lol sorrryyy!! me: me: me: nah it’s cool it’s cool lemme just get a tissue brah, you know for my eyes cus they be watering for what ever reason you know
icedcooly: I just got a text from an random number that says “hey, its alabama”. Why the fuck is a state trying to contact me?
rawrglicious asked: Lol! I didn't even think of that.
gillionaire: lovelovetenshi: Oh god. Did I fucking kill someone? I can tag my photos with whatever the fuck I want. If me tagging my photo with “awkward” or “ugly” disgusts you, then maybe you need some life experience. I don’t really need the life experience of having to vy for extra compliments by saying things like that. If you’re going to post pictures because you feel good, OWN it,...
can i just say that i love michelle obama
i think she’s down right amazing
knewdrew replied to your post: 3/7/14/18 depends. what’s demonoid? it’s a *somewhat* prestigious torrenting website, the mother of most genuine torrents on the internet. they only open registration every few years and otherwise it’s invitation only. i got one when i was about 14 and it’s the only place i ever go for torrents. god i sound like such a hipster
A list of things that do not offend people
• • • • • why are all the dots black you fucking racist
fergie is on access hollywood trying to act like she’s still relevant interviewer: would you say yes to an offer to be on fear factor or have they offered yet? fergie: well you know i love the show and i love simon butttttt i don’t think i have all the time needed to commit to something like that, i’m just so busy with everything else that’s going on in my life and my...
knewdrew asked: 3/7/14/18
i'm sick and in pain pity me and do this
1. Story of your last kiss.
2. Where is your favourite place to shop for underwear?
3. What do you get complimented on the most?
4. What does your favourite sweater look like?
5. How many saved messages do you have on your phone?
6. When was the last time someone told you that they liked you?
7. What is your favourite alcoholic drink?
8. What is your favourite perfume/cologne?
9. Describe your best friend in one sentence.
10. What is your favourite drink from Starbucks?
11. How long does it take for you to get ready in the morning?
12. Describe the last 5 people you have kissed in one word each.
13. What is your favourite fast food restaurant?
14. Why did you initially make a Tumblr?
15. Describe the last formal event you went to.
16. How many times have you been in love?
17. What were your top 3 moments of 2011?
18. List all the social networking sites you are on.
19. If you could get a plane ticket to anywhere, where would you go?
20. What sports did you play as a child?
21. What would your perfect boy/girl be like?
22. What is your favourite food at Thanksgiving dinner?
23. What is your highest mark in school right now?
24. Who do you think is the hottest celebrity?
this little asshole who can solve mathematical...
I took so much pleasure in witnessing him fuck up on that question while I actually knew the answer #bittergirlwithmathematicaldisabilitiesproblems
that awkward moment when you don't have cable
and your friend wants you to watch something with her on a cable channel womp that’s what i get for being poor