jinnkuthejedi:

okonokos:

intoxifaded:

So apparently I’m an evil human being, but do you boys even realize that a blowjob is not the most important thing in a relationship?lol

Besides, if my boyfriend consumes dairy I do not want it in my mouth through his sperm, especially if I swallow

AND, he told me himself he was going vegan anyways BEFORE I made that post, so you boys should feel pretty damn stupid. ^_~

he can’t eat dairy but you can eat potential humans ok i see u

^ownt!!!

OP you’re a dumb ass

vegans aren’t special

get over yourself and let your boy find someone who’s not such an idiot

413proof:

aleki-says:

cosmicyoruba:

sooolondon:

mafindor:

Milking the Rhino

*dies* 

Ahahaha!

same

Hahaha.

harrytyles:

seitansminion:

THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO. A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEAAAAAAAART.

Sorry, I had to.

i’m sorry you had to too

(Source: harystyles)

all these feels man

i’d like to make him smile sometime lol

no no i didn’t mean it like that i meant it genuinely like haha smile not give him a blowjob smile

that is a future possibility depending on where things go if they ever go which i doubt they will because he makes me too nervous

you sicko

byebyebarbie:

I was really shocked to see that Tim Burton had chosen Johnny Depp to star in his next film

(Source: kiwimaddog2020)

hayamandarae:

(Source: neildegrassetyson)

i want to just sit there and watch you and admire you but there is no way to do that and not be a total creep

well good news everyone i finally know his name now

i bet you’re such a sweetheart.

clairesawyer:

wvnderbar:

refutingricksantorum-2012:

Attention: The Fresh Prince Intro Is Now Hate Speech.

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

in the catholic ghetto, born and raised

at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays

relaxin chillaxin communion all cool

oppressing some minorities outside the school

when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood

I burned one little cross and the blacks got scared

And said “You’ll never be in the White House as long as we breathe air”

DYINGGGGGG

This is a good example of how hateful liberals are … you people are hateful monsters to the extreme. Barack Obama is the real racist.

— ricksantorum-2012, after reblogging the following:

conservativesforboobs:

What’s a First Amendment? Do we still have one of those?

um wat

im laughing so ahrd holy shit what happend to this post

THE BEST PART IS WHEN THEY CALLED BARACK OBAMA A RACIST

LOL.

(Source: drarna)

(Source: heeeeresjohnny)

DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON MY DASH.